Thanks to the bastards (that would be none of you) that E-mailed me on National E-mail Justin Day. I'll keep blogging but you all have to watch this video in its entirety as punishment. Bitchs'. link

I Hate This Kid.

Well I Hope You All Marked Your Calendars

Yes, it's that day again. National (and International, because I'm world renowned, bitches') E-mail Justin Day. That's right today's the day you get to e-mail me, about anything; how much you love me, or hate me, how unfunny you think I am, how you wish I would just crawl in a hole and die, or even about how you think I'm just dead sexy. To make things interesting, I must receive at least 5 emails today or I will... NEVER BLOG AGIAN! (dum, dummm, dummmm). So email me at
Justin@batabix.com

Review- "Cleopatra 2525"

Synopsis- An exotic dancer, cryogenically frozen in the year 2001, is accidentally thawed out in 2525 by two female warriors who are fighting against evil robots, which have taken over the world. The three join forces and try to escape the underground caverns to which humanity has been banished, meeting up with all sorts of strange creatures along the way.

The sad thing is that this show isn't even an excuse for a soft-core porn to be shown on late night premium cable TV. It was syndicated and there for featured no nudity, what so ever. Even sadder is that Sam Ramie had a part in this.

This show was made for guys who can't sleep at night and are tired of yanking it to re-runs of American Gladiators and She-ra.

Rating: - 8 stars (when I think of this show I think of a board meeting, a dart, a spinning wheel, and room full of under fed, over worked monkeys with pens.)

I'm going to pimp my ride. When I get done it will look something like this and be able to transform in to a robot.

Random Picture of Jessica Alba Running on Beach

This is to make up for not posting anything in a while.

Lifetime Movie Help.

So, I said I would do a lifetime movie review weekly, but I can't find anything better then a movie about a syphilis outbreak. If anyone has any suggestion of movie to review let me know.

Will the Real Peter Griffin Pease Stand Up.

Complaint Letter to Linksys.

Linksys,
thanks for the 6 hours of time I have wasted in the past two days on the phone with your tech support. I have nothing agianst India, but man, linksys, you must hate america.
There would not have been a problem at all if you supported apple. Of course, we all know how much fun it is to be Bill Gate's corporate whore.
Change these things or I will eat all you're employees' babies,

-justin

P.S. The router works great! much better than my netgear router!

A Birthday Card For the People.