One of my passions in life is to create hard ass names for rock bands that will never exist; this is a pleasure derived mostly from being in crap bands with crapy names that do exist. While I may never be in a good band i can at least take pleasure in knowing my band's name kicks ass- fat, bulbous, ass.
It was last week sometime when I stumbled upon the greatest name for a heavy metal band- ever. Something that would top all other names that came before it: Iron Fist, Kill Me Quick, Rick & the Anal Destructors. Something that I sadly knew I could never top; a death metal band named 'Full Blown AIDS' (or 'Full Blown AIDS (MF)' if for some reason copywriten.)
Their music would sound something like Dio but harder, and would occasionally make people's heads explode. The lead singer would come out on stage before the first song, when the drummer was doing random rolls and the guitarist was playing spontaneous power chords, and say things in a high pitch squeal like "you're infected! There is no cure for us! Are you ready to DIE!"
Then you would hear three clicks of drumsticks being smashed together, followed by the head of the person next to you exploding. Your ears would be consumed by an unfathomable noise, and when you stumble out of the concert coliseum- you will know that your life will never be the same because your anus will never be rocked that hard ever again.

Sorry to offend,
cody blades