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Friday, July 08, 2005


Lifetime movie of the week

Every week, lets say Friday, from now on I will post a Lifetime Movie synopsis and rating. I'll use a 4 star system (one star being bad, four being a must see), of course since we will be reviewing Lifetime movies all movies will be given negative stars (-1 star for mindless dribble to -4 stars meaning the screenplay was penned by retarded monkeys). Using this ranking system it is possible to exceed -4 because Lifetime movies are known to be infinitesimally bad. In these cases the stars will be quantified like so:

-14 stars (directed by a tribe of African Bushmen who where given the directing and producing contracts immediately after being discovered by the civilized world. written by L . Ron Hubbard. In the Bushmen's defense they signed the contract with fecal matter after mistaking a ballpoint pen for an evil mechanical god who rains black (or blue) death upon all those who touch it.)


tonight we will be reviewing "She's too Young"

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